i will represent myself, Your Honor.

Judge: So you're on trial today for shooting a sworn officer of the law and shooting at more. Highly decorated law enforcers. Some of the very best we have in the city. It appears that Officer Jake, the initial officer, politely asked for your papers. Waited for back up. Asked for you to get out … Continue reading i will represent myself, Your Honor.

Dear Black People

i'm going to get straight to it. Black people aren't mad ENOUGH. Black people aren't aggressive ENOUGH. Black people aren't crying ENOUGH. Black people do not deserve amerikkka. and amerikkka doesn't deserve us. this country doesn't deserve our patience and culture and style and our input and work. we do not deserve the hatred and … Continue reading Dear Black People

PSA to all “I’m not like them. i have Black friends. i voted for Barack” folks.

Black people aren't mad enough. centuries of being this dope. this strong. this smart. this patient. this resilient. this humble. this friendly. this inviting. this hyphy. this loving and STILL ALWAYS GET THE SHORT END OF THE STICK. still getting killed at "home." still getting followed and harassed in Oakland like that ain't the house … Continue reading PSA to all “I’m not like them. i have Black friends. i voted for Barack” folks.

friends. how many of us have them?

how many of us are real friends? check up on your friends, y'all. make sure they're good. please. all it takes is a text, preferably a call, and a request to link up for dinner or lunch. we all have a life. but most of us aren't as busy as we like to think we … Continue reading friends. how many of us have them?

First Lady.

Whatever she lacks, I'm right over her shoulder. When I'm off track, mami is keeping me focused. There's nothing that brings more joy and heartache at the same time than our significant other. If you got a lady and you know she's dope, for you, mature, ethical, has standuuuhhs, intelligent and God fearing, do what … Continue reading First Lady.